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LITTLE JOEY ASKS ABOUT BALDNESS

Little Joey was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so little hair on his head? “He asked his mother. “He thinks a lot “replied his mother, pleased to her husbands baldness.

Or she was until Joey thought for a second and asked “so why do you have so much hair”

GIVING UP WINE

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particular dirty and shabby – looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked “if I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?” “No, I had to stop drinking years ago” the homeless woman said “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked “are you nuts!!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!” “Well” I said “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight “the homeless woman was shocked “won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting” I said “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”

 
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